July 2012
dog: every snack you make
dog: every meal you bake
dog: every bite you take
dog: i'll be watching you
Weather: Okay, today's gonna be about 65-70 degrees, pretty cloudy but nothing too --
Me: Yeah, that's cool and all, but uh, it's June, isn't it? A little cold for the summer, don't you think?
Weather: Oh. Okay. Fine. I see how you want it. You want summer weather? BOOM. YOU ARE NOW IN THE FIRES OF HELL. YOU ARE MELTING AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS ON FIRE.
Me: OH GOD WHY
Weather: HERE COMES THE SUN, MOTHERFUCKERS
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June 2012
Watchporteramus:
amixedreality:
he’s right don’t wake a fucking coyote up
This is the future of climate change.
Watchheir-of-buckteeth:
glasmond:
tugamaggie:
slutforjensen:
h-rborwater:
zhorez:
nemamka:
krazycatqueen:
molto-bene-on-my-pene:
cloudshaper:
xblackcatspathx:
holy shit
my hands flew to my face and i screamed
omfg
fucking fuck
this isn’t happening, it can’t be real
this lovely thing is back!
I AM SO HAPPY THIS IS ON MY DASH AGAIN
omg
WHY HELLO WELCOME BACK TO MY...
Watchwhitewolvesandtaintedclocks:
fukzwidjuelz:
omg this is my favorite .
bahahahaha
spidder-man:
where are the daves bitches
where are my bitches at
oh
they’re here
im covered in them
shinjiikaricosplayconfessions asked: im sorry ur 2 cool ur gonna have 2 give up ur dave cosplay badge and ur irony gun
shinjiikaricosplayconfessions asked: HEY DUDE I JUST REALIZED WHENEVER YOU COSPLAY BRO YOURE SUPER OOC BECAUSE YOURE LIKE SUPER COOL ALL THE TIME AND DAVE IS ACTUALLY KIND OF A HUGE DORK, I[.]E. 25[.]media[.]tumblr[.]com/tumblr_m2ghjw1yIA1rtcfaqo1_500[.]gif
me: i don't want kids
them: one da-
me: no
That Awkward Moment When
spidder-man:
likethedickens:
signamix:
budgie-chan:
signamix:
porteramus:
You’re trying to organize all of the pictures from Seishuncon And you have a whole folder specifically named ‘Dave and His Bitches’
No way.
No fucking way.
You better give me this folder.
I need my bitches.
And they need me.
am i part of the bitches?
You better be.
the john whores
excuse me
...
That Awkward Moment When
budgie-chan:
signamix:
porteramus:
You’re trying to organize all of the pictures from Seishuncon And you have a whole folder specifically named ‘Dave and His Bitches’
No way.
No fucking way.
You better give me this folder.
I need my bitches.
And they need me.
am i part of the bitches?
You better be.
That Awkward Moment When
porteramus:
You’re trying to organize all of the pictures from Seishuncon And you have a whole folder specifically named ‘Dave and His Bitches’
No way.
No fucking way.
You better give me this folder.
I need my bitches.
And they need me.
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Watchshonagon-chan:
bookshop:
dawnavis:
#after watching this for the millionth time i’ve realized this is what i must sound like when im fangirling out loud
Please, whatever else you do today, watch this.
I am snorting, crying with laughter.
Jesus Christ.
SOLD INSTANTLY ON WHATEVER THIS WOMAN WANTS TO SELL ME FOREVER
Homegirl loves her some sponge.
Anonymous asked: hey liz where did you get your dave wig its b e a u tiful i just wanna touch it and be iw ith it
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